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why did the seagull fly over the sea?

why?

because if it flew over the bay, it would be called a bagel

theanimejunkie:

bossubossupromode:

Two students, James and John were given a grammar test by their teacher. The question was, “is it better to use “had” or “had had” in this example sentence?”

The teacher collected the tests, and looked over their answers.

James, while John had had “had”, had had “had had.” “Had had” had had a better effect on the teacher.

welcome to the english language

nintenclo:

my parents’ initials are bs and ja and when they were dating they used to call each other bull shit and jack ass and i think that’s beautiful

asianfetus:

tru friends ignore each other’s acne

(Source: maplesuhtori)

plantdust:

i need clear skin by yesterday

yer-a-wizard-castiel:

becoming a parent means being the one to get the wasp out of the room and idk if i’m prepared to do that

(Source: nerdygabriel)

snorlaxatives:

waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep

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turnblrbot:

if we are in a mutual feel free to:

  • reblog my selfie
  • reblog my selfie
  • just do it rlly
  • reblog my friggin selfie it isnt that hard
  •  
  • i guess we could talk or something idk

(Source: whirnsy)

duloxetine:

 

blackbarmitzvahs:
Can you imagine the conversation though?
Queen: I’m going
Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…
Queen: I’m going I want cake 
Chief of Staff:
Queen: 
Chief of Staff: 
Queen: I want cake
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